Cambodian Speeding Ticket

Got my first “ticket” today for driving my motorcycle the wrong way on a oneway street. To my defense this practice is more than common. In fact its necessary many times. It was near lunch time and the police were hungry so they hide behind a tree and wait for unsuspecting motorist and then step out three abreast and flag you over. I was too slow to avoid the sting thus had to cough up one dollar for each of the three police to atone for my ways. Then as I started back the way I had come (going the correct direction) they told me to continue on the wrong way since that’s the way I needed to go anyway. I thought maybe there are more police just down the street but it was safe travels all the way home.